We’ve been hearing a lot of depressing news lately about the economy, among other things, so are you ready for some laughter? I sure am. Come on and join me in bringing some fun into your day by visiting our adorable and friendly hostess Kim! Just click on her cute button to the right and you’ll be there!
Today, I have two funnies for you. Hope you enjoy!
SENIOR HEALTH CARE SOLUTION--ACCORDING TO MAXINE
Senior Health Care Solution:
So you're a senior citizen, and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
Okay, I know it isn’t THAT funny…because its SO TRUE. So here’s the other one…I hope this will get the giggles going!
Have a wonderful Friday…hope you have great plans for the week-end, and that you are safe, healthy, happy, and living life to the fullest. Remember to pray for our country and our military.
To my blogging friends in other countries, thank you so much for your support and prayers for America!
God bless,
Mary
Oh my goodness!Those are too funny. I have my post ready but it won't publish until 12:00am EST. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining in and for the laugh before bed. I'm glad I stopped by! Hee! Hee!
Hugs
Kim
Oh those are hillarious. I love it.
ReplyDeleteGod bless
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loved the video!!! hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHave a super day and sweet wk-end,
d
To funny.Have an enjoyable weekend!
ReplyDeleteHi Mary,
ReplyDeleteSooo funny, nice to start the day off with a laugh.
Blessings,
Myrna
Mary, this was hysterical! I love Maxine (and I agree with her sentiments!), and I had to watch the video twice! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, a very nice way to start the day!
Love to you, Eileen
These were great. Started my morning off with a good laugh...Have a great week-end Mary. Blessings to you, Debbie
ReplyDeleteThose got me laughing. Hope you have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteValerie
I have a Maxine on my post today too!! She is great! Loved the wedding video, so funny!
ReplyDeleteI hope all those people in the wedding videos had insurance, looks like some serious injuries there! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Dawn
Mary.....Ok...that was hysterical! Can you imagine being at a wedding where stuff like that happened? Oh my...lol Thanks for the giggle!~Hugs,Patti
ReplyDeleteThis is funny, funny stuff!! You made my day.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Very funny, indeed!
ReplyDeletehee hee hee. Thanks for the laughs...
ReplyDeleteThat felt good. And yes #1 is just too true!
Hope your weekend is great and full of smiles.
Mine will be. I have my Marine with me til Sunday. :-) :-)
Oh my........Maxine really has a handle on things, doesn't she? Will SHE be running for office? :-)
ReplyDeleteWedding video bloopers ALWAYS make me laugh....they really shouldn't, should they?
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Hugs,
Spencer
Hi Mary
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I hope no one was injured!! Just to let you know we pray for our country every day. Thanks for the reminder to pray for the troops too. They need our prayers more than ever now.
Hugs, Rhondi