We’ve been hearing a lot of depressing news lately about the economy, among other things, so are you ready for some laughter? I sure am. Come on and join me in bringing some fun into your day by visiting our adorable and friendly hostess Kim! Just click on her cute button to the right and you’ll be there!
Today, I have two funnies for you. Hope you enjoy!
SENIOR HEALTH CARE SOLUTION--ACCORDING TO MAXINE
Senior Health Care Solution:
So you're a senior citizen, and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
Okay, I know it isn’t THAT funny…because its SO TRUE. So here’s the other one…I hope this will get the giggles going!
Have a wonderful Friday…hope you have great plans for the week-end, and that you are safe, healthy, happy, and living life to the fullest. Remember to pray for our country and our military.
To my blogging friends in other countries, thank you so much for your support and prayers for America!