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Thursday, October 15, 2009

~Halloween Funnies~

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Happy Friday, blogging friends!   Yesterday, I felt compelled to share my concerns with you about a serious matter,  but today, we’re going to lighten up, so please join Kim at  http://homesteadersheart.blogspot.com/ for some fun and laughter.    So, are you ready for Halloween?  I’m not, but this little funny is getting me in the mood.  Hope you get a giggle out of it!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears


BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .


Walking faster, he looks back, and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.


FASTER . . .
FASTER . . .
BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .
BUMP. . .


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.


clappity-BUMP. . .
clappity-BUMP. . .
clappity-BUMP. . .


on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.


The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket.
. . .


The coffin stops.

Happy Friday, everyone…don’t forget to click on over to Kim’s for more laughs.  Have a wonderful week-end…God bless you!

Mary

 

14 comments:

  1. God bless you too Mary. Have a wonderful weekend.

    Blessings,
    Heidi

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  2. Oh my goodness! That's funny.
    Happy Friday to you!
    Kim

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  3. Love the charlie brown picture....I love the simple cartoons from my childhood....

    blessings, andrea

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  4. Fun chuckle for the day Mary!!!
    Happy Fun Friday!
    Lola

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  5. hahaha I love to start my mornings with a laugh!! I enjoyed this. Charlie Brown is a classic, love him too. Have a great week-end. Blessings to you, Debbie

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  6. Ha-Ha-Ha!!Mary,that was cute! Thanks for the laughs...we ALL need them!

    Charlie Brown IS a classic and have watched him too over the years.

    Have a fabulous Friday,sweet Friend!
    Love,
    Lynn♥

    ~Let Freedom Ring!~

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  7. Hi Mary, oh, this is just delightful. I love, love, love Charlie Brown, too!!!

    Have a wonderful and blessed weekend.

    Barb ♥

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  8. ha ha ha
    especially since I've been coughing,
    d

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  9. Hee, hee, hee. It took me a moment to get it :o)

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  10. Love it. Great Charlie Brown pic. I have been watching those shows ever since they started. First as a Child, than as a Mother, and now as a Nana.

    Willow

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  11. Mary.....That was so funny! Thanks for the Halloween giggle!~Hugs, Patti

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  12. I always enjoyed watching Charlie Brown and The Great Pumpkin. Have a nice weekend.

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